Dry humping has often been the precursor to going all the way – usually being followed by the question, “do you have protection?” As a teenager, dry humping was always the pinnacle of hooking up and endlessly exciting. Can you remember it: the heavy petting, lips exploring bodies and the sound of breathing, heavier, and faster? But it is so much more than a gateway to sex, or practice for “the real thing.”
It is the undermined savant of foreplay, but still thought of as adolescent hormones piquing on the turf of a football field. What it is though, is a connection between two, maybe more, people. Dry humping is discreet in what it can do for a person, or in a relationship, but nonetheless monumental.
Believe it or not, professional dry humpers – this is absolutely real – have augmented the nearly dirty, but still kind of clean, act to fit a more sensational, yet still cathartic and nostalgic purpose. It is sensual blended with massage, and all around an amalgam of bodywork and eroticism.
People are now giving rise to dry humping as the unsung hero. It stands alone on the spectrum of erotic play as an end, and simply not a means. The standing argument is one of overall health. People have celebrated the alleviation of stress after dry humping with a professional, and have also noted the intense level of intimacy they felt after. It is insanely affectionate without ever taking off a single piece of clothing.
But remove all rhetoric and what you have left is a supremely fun activity. Sure, you may feel stress free after, more relaxed, or highly affectionate. It is absolutely likely that any number of things could be true after dry humping. But one thing is certain, it is so much fun!
Imagine yourself laying back into someone’s chest, and then hands begin to creep to your torso and hold tight to your stomach while their pelvis gyrate ever so subtly. Or you’re on your back being straddled while the hips of the person above you glide back and forth, slowly, and you feel their body press into yours.
Yeah. That sounds nice.
It’s the adult version of sneaking away to make out. And adult versions are truly more fun.
So don’t knock dry humping until you try it. Actually, just go try it. This former novelty has shed light on a level of intimacy that can’t be measured in ooo’s and ahhh’s, and is of a caliber formidable to conventional foreplay.
Written by guest writer: Doug H.
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