Hands up ladies. Now who hasn’t been in their favourite spa recently, drifting off to the soothing sounds of the ocean lapping on some distant imaginary beach, having treated yourself to a well-deserved facial, and thought:
‘If only I could get this done on my vagina?’
We’ve all been there, right?
Okay perhaps that’s not quite where your thoughts were heading, but for some women, that’s exactly what the next payday splurge is going on.
Yes, the ‘Vagacial’ is set to become the next big thing in genital grooming. And why not? We’ve come a long way since the days of the ‘Mighty Bush’ to ensure that we have the prettiest and neatest lady bits going.
From the ever-popular ‘Brazilian’, to the less-exotic topic of ‘Labia Surgery’, to the most recent breakthrough in tarting up your crotch, you guessed it: the infamous ‘Vajazzle’.
And now, if turning your vagina into a shiny disco-ball isn’t your thing, then perhaps a 50 minute treatment spent pampering your pussy is more down your street.
Ultimately, the process has been designed to get rid of vaginal in-grown hairs via a mixture of cleansing and exfoliating. Meant to be performed a week after waxing, the $60 treatment involves four main steps:
1) Skin is cleansed with an antibacterial body wash and witch hazel.
2) A papaya-based exfoliating gel goes on before the esthetician extracts ingrown hairs.
3) An anti-freckle, anti-acne, or calming mask is applied.
4) It finishes off with an application of lightening cream.
Mmhmm...
Or , if you’d rather save yourself some cash, you can concoct your own potion consisting of coconut oil, vitamin E cream, honey and egg whites: apparently perfect for helping to spruce up the less...perky vagina.
Now don’t tell me you’re not already itching to get down Coles and stock up on the honey you saw they had on offer this morning?
But whilst the Vagacial may initially seem like a humorous experience and a bit of girly fun, it begs the question of what the hell is coming next? Afterall, it seems as though we’re still struggling with the age-old notion that vaginas are dirty. The fact that we’re now being told we have to apply stick-on crystals to make our vulva look pretty is a clear statement of how we still haven’t moved on from this concept.
But by all means, have a go and see how it can brighten up your own bush. As for me? I’m certainly going to give a go at making up a mixture – except it’s going on my pancakes rather than my crotch.
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